What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 13:18

You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…